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My mummy says I'm a miracle. My daddy says I'm his special little guy. I am a princess, And I am a prince. Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky. My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. No one is as handsome, strong as me. It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge, But I'm his little soldier! Hop, 2-4-3! [Chorus:] My mummy says I'm a miracle. One look at my face, and it's plain to see. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me! My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. No one is as bold or tough as me. Has my daddy told you, One day when I'm older, I can be a soldier, And shoot you in the face? One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these days. It seems that there are millions of these one-in-a-millions these days. Special-ness seems de rigueur. Above average is average - go figure. Is it is some modern miracle of calculus, That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous? [Repeat Chorus] My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina. She has never seen a prettier barrelina. She says if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream, But I'm a barrelina, SO GIVE ME MORE CAKE! Take another picture of our angel in that costume that I made. The role of tree has never been portrayed with such convincing sway. That's right, honey, look at mummy! Don't put honey on your brother. Smile for mummy; smile for mother! I think she blinked. Well, take another! Have you seen his school report? He got a 'C' on his report! What?! We'll have to change his school. That teacher's clearly falling short. She's just delightful. So precarious and insightful. Might she be a little brighter than the norm? I know to boys it's frightful form! (Take another!) My mummy says I'm a miracle. (She looks lovely in this light.) One look at my face, and it's plain to see. (Honey... Honey...) Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, (Don't put honey on your brother.) It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me! My mummy says I'm a miracle. That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball. You can be all cynical, but it's a truth empirical. There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as me! [Interlude] Every life I bring into this world restores my faith in humankind. Each new-born life, a canvas yet unpainted... This still unbroken skin... This uncorrupted mind... [Bridge:] Every life is unbelievably unlikely. The chances of existence, almost infinitely small. The most common thing in life is life, And yet every single life bearing new life is a miracle! Miracle! [Interlude] Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal. My skin looks just revolting in this foul fluorescent light, And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, semi-Spanish gown I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight. I should be dancing the tarantella - Cui buon fare Italiano. [Italian: With good Italian manner] Not dressed in hospital cotton, With a smarting front bottom, And this horrible - (Miracle!) Smelly little - (Miracle!) Weakly little bowl of fat! (What the hell was that?) Would someone give this thing a bottle? Or swap it for a later model! Why do bad things always happen to good people? Fine, upstanding citizens like you and me? Why, when we've done nothing wrong, Should this disaster come along? This horrible, weird-looking, Hairy little stinky feet... With no sign of a winky-dink at all! Miracle! Miracle! She's a miracle! A Miracle! Every life's a miracle! The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! I can't find his frank & beans! [Repeat Bridge] [Repeat Chorus] My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm. My daddy says I'm a bore. My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, That kids like me should be against the law. My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie hole. No one likes a smart-mouthed girl like me. Mum says I'm a good case for population control. Dad says I should watch more TV.

LAVENDER] My mummy says I'm a miracle [ERIC] My daddy says I'm his special little guy [ALICE] I am a princess [BRUCE] And I am a prince [LAVENDER, AMANDA, ALICE, HORTENSIA] Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky [BRUCE, ERIC] My daddy says I'm his special little soldier No one is as handsome, strong as me It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge But I'm his little soldier! Hup, 2-4-3! [AMANDA, HORTENSIA] My mummy says I'm a miracle One look at my face, and it's plain to see Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me! [NIGEL, TOMMY] My daddy says I'm his special little soldier No one is as bold or tough as me Has my daddy told you One day when I'm older I can be a solder And shoot you in the face! [PARTY ENTERTAINER] One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these days It seems that there are millions of these one-in-a-millions These days Special-ness seems de rigueur Above average is average-go figure Is it is come modern miracle of calculus That such frequent miracles don't render each one un- Miraculous [CHILDREN] My mummy says I'm a miracle One look at my face, and it's plain to see Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me! [LAVENDER] My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina She has never seen a prettier barrelina She says that if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream But I'm a barrelina, so give me more cake! [MOTHER (1) & FATHER (2)] Take another photo of our angel in that costume that I made The role of tree has never been portrayed with such Convincing sway [MOTHER (2)] That's right, honey, look at mummy! [FATHER (2)] Don't put honey on your brother [MOTHER (2)] Smile for mummy; smile for mother! [FATHER (2)] I think she blinked [MOTHER (2)] Well, take another! [FATHER (3)] Have you seen his school report? He got a 'C' on his Report! [MOTHER (3)] What?! [FATHER (3)] We'll have to change his school. His teacher's clearly falling short [MOTHER (1)] She's just delightful [FATHER (1)] So hilarious and [MOTHER (1) & FATHER (1)] Insightful [ALL PARENTS] Might she be a little brighter than the norm? I know to boys it's frightful form! [All CHILDREN & PARENTS] My mummy says I'm a miracle One look at my face, and it's plain to see Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me! My mummy says I'm a miracle That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball You can be all cynical, but it's a trust empirical There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as me! [DOCTOR, spoken] A baby Mrs. Wormwood, a child, the most Precious gift the natural world can Bestow upon us has been handed to you. A Brand new human being, a life, a person A wonderful new person is about to come Into your life and bring you love and Magic and happiness and wonder [DOCTOR] Every life I bring into this world restores my faith in humankind [MIDWIFE, spoken] Push Mrs. Wormwood, push! [MRS. WORMWOOD, spoken] I'll push you in a minute! [DOCTOR] Each new-born life, a canvas yet unpainted... This still unbroken skin... This uncorrupted mind... Every life is unbelievably unlikely The chances of existence Almost infinitely small The most common thing in life is life (baby cries) [DOCTOR] And yet every single life Every new life is a miracle! Miracle! [MRS. WORMWOOD, spoken] This is the worst day of my life! [DOCTOR] Miracle! [MRS. WORMWOOD] Smelly little-- [DOCTOR] Miracle! [MRS. WORMWOOD] Weakly little ball of fat! [MR. WORMWOOD] What the hell was that? [MRS. WORMWOOD] Will someone give this thing a bottle? [MR. WORMWOOD] Or swap it for a later model? [MR. WORMWOOD & MRS. WORMWOOD] Why do bad things always happen to good people? Fine upstanding citizens like you and me? Why when we've done nothing wrong Should this disaster come along? This horrible, weird looking... [MRS. WORMWOOD] Hairy little stinky thing [DOCTOR] Every life is unbelievably unlikely The chances of existence, almost infinitely small The most common thing in life is life And yet every single life, every new life is a miracle! Miracle! Miracle! [CHILDREN] My mummy says I'm a miracle One look at my face, and it's plain to see Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me! My mummy says I'm a miracle That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball You can be all cynical, but it's a truth empirical There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as ... [MATILDA] My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm My daddy says I'm a bore My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ That kids like me should be against the law My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie hole No one likes a smart-mouthed girl like me Mum says I'm a good case for population control Dad says I should watch more TV

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i was the acrobat and the scene was so funny because we had this thing i would fall into and it didn’t have breaks. every time i fell in i would roll away with it 😭😭😭

you can't learn that from a stupid book! HEUHEUEHUEHEUHEU

What do you mean by that 😂😂😂

I love the part where he awkwardly rhymes things with author names.

I love the use of bass clarinet to convey Trunchbull's sour attitude.

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There’s something so terrifying about the line "A little less dressing like your mum, a little more ba-du-ba-du ba-du-ba-du" because, well, she is literally Matilda’s mom. While singing this song to her, she’s so self-absorbed that she doesn’t even realise what she’s singing makes no sense to say to her daughter, the "mom" she’s referring to her being an abstract character representing frankly the opposite of who Matilda’s mom is (probably inspired by the mom’s own mom)

“ I am Hereeee Little Girlllll”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Last year the small group of theatre seniors in my school sing this. The musical theatre teacher sang the teachers line. It was so sweet and sad

A actually LOVE that she sounds a little angry. I can go into detail about how Matilda as a person is punk.

Guess who gets to play Mr Wormwood in my school play and has to learn this...

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this song is so nostalgic to me because when i was all the way back in 4th grade they did this muscial as the school play and I remember everytime i hear this overatre and rlly any song in this musical i remember being back stage on opening night backstage ready on left stage also this musical is so special to me because it was the first musical ive ever been in

Somewhere on a show I heard That a picture tells a thousand words So telly, if you bothered to take a look Is the equivalent, of like, lots of books! All I know I learned from telly This big beautiful box of facts If you know a thing already Baby, you can switch the channel over just like that Endless joy and endless laughter... Folks living happily ever after... All you need to make you wise Is 23 minutes plus advertisements Why would we waste our energy? Turning the pages 1, 2, 3 When we can sit comfortably On our lovely bumferlies Watching people singing and talking and doing stuff?! All I know I learned from telly The bigger the telly, the smarter the man! You can tell from my big telly Just how clever of a fella I am! (spoken) Take it away, son (Michael plunks out a few notes on a guitar) You can't learn that from a stupid book All I know I learned from telly - What to think and what to buy Now I was pretty smart already But now I'm really, really smart - very very smart Endless content, endless channels... Endless chat on endless panels... All you need to fill your muffin Without having to really fink or nothing! Why would we waste our energy Trying to work out "Ulysses" When we can sit happily On our lovely bapperlies Watching slightly famous people Talking to really famous people? All I know I learned from telly The bigger the telly, the smarter the man! You can tell from my big telly Just how clever of a fella I am! Who the dickens is Charles Dickens? Mary Shelley? Cor, she sounds smelly Charlotte Bronte? Do not wanty Jane Austen? In the compostin' James Joyce? Doesn't sound noice Ian McEwan? Ugh, I feel like spewin' William Shakespeare? Schwilliam Schmakespeare Moby Dick? (pffff) Easy Grandma! All together now! All I know I learned from telly The bigger the telly, the smarter the man! You can tell from my big telly Just what a very clever fella I am! Alright! Is it just me or am I amazing (spoken)

The the funniest part is that this was 9 years ago and the move came out 2 yrs ago

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Got to play Michael for the musical and gotta say this song was the best thing I did

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Hooray, for Matilda musical movie that me makes happy.😀😀😀😀😀🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 That’s a MIRACLE!!!

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That’s it! I am going to fart on Mr. Wormwood. *FARTS ON MR. WORMWOOD* 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

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In this show as Erica ❤this song

I'm doing tech for Matilda jr. and the whole crew is singing this constantly lol

I will occasionally return to this song just to hear the doctor’s solo. It’s 🔥

In the show I watched yesterday every single kid was booing at Mr Wormwood

*Kisses Kirsten*

Well I can paint ur nails if u’ll excuse me

Excuse me what do u mean lamo

No Kirsten my sissy